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Joke of the Day
"How are a piano and a squirrel alike? They both aren't artichokes"
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"I think I'm going to start taking helium People are speaking very highly of it."
"Results are in: a lot of people took the ""never change"" yearbook inscription way too seriously."
"Grandma found out I'm single so I have roughly an hour to find a gf or Ill be getting the 'have you thought about being a priest' talk again"
"Three infinite things Only three things are infinite: 1. Universe 2. Human stupidity 3. WinRar trial"
"Saw a really attractive woman the other day... She was wearing a miniskirt and a really low-cut shirt and I kept thinking to myself, ""Don't get a boner. Don't get a boner."" She did...."
"Goldfish One day, baby goldfish went to ask him father : ""Dad, why do our memories only last for 3 seconds?"" ""What son?"" ""What?"""
"Me: I grew a beard once & It actually looked just like yours. Him: Why'd you shave it off? Me: I just told you..."
"John Cena wakes up ... **John Cena wakes up in a hospital** John Cena: Where am I? Nurse: ICU John Cena: No you can't."
"You've just made a very lazy enemy my friend."