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Joke of the Day
"How are a piano and a squirrel alike? They both aren't artichokes"
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"""You know, I'm doomed to get eternal damnation to the Hell"" said Edward Cullen. -- Because you are a vampire, creature of Night and Darkness? -- No, because I'm an atheist."
"Where does a prostitute go to rat out her pimp? To a hoe-tell."
"I added Paul Walker on xbox the other day... Too bad he spends all his time on the dashboard. *Courtesy of my cousin*"
"What do you call an incognito deer? An anonymoose"
"Alcohol is a misunderstood vitamin."
"What is a 6.9? A good thing ruined by a period..."
"My new book about doing your own hair color is a total flop. I haven't sold one copy of A Guide to Dying Alone"
"I always hear voices when I go for a poo. Shitzophrenia."
"Why couldn't the dyslexic plantation owner get anything done? Gingers just don't last in the sun."