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Joke of the Day
"[NSFW] If you can only say nigger if you're black I guess I'm black now?"
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"How to wash dishes like a bachelor: 1. Put in sink 2. Wait"
"When people show me pictures of their kids, I show them pictures of my exes If I have to look at their mistakes, they have to look at mine."
"What do you find hanging from cherry trees? Your arms have gotten sore."
"How can you tell that the toothbrush was invented in Kentucky? Because it is not called a teethbrush."
"Your mamma's so fat when she goes to McDonalds they ask her what she doesn't want"
"How do you encourage a bartender? ""That's the spirit!"" How do you discourage a bartender? Boos."
"When the pilot says, ""This is your captain speaking,"" I like to brush the hair from his eyes and whisper, ""This is your passenger listening"""
"What is the difference between a Train and an Hamster ? The train got windows"
"Sarah Palin bought up all of Alaska's pancake mix She's trying to keep her son from battering women"