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Joke of the Day
"Sorry about your street cred, black guys named Milton."
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"Why did the tomcat get sent to prison? For looking at kitty porn."
"*rolls over to your desk on chair* So what was in that browser you just quickly minimised?"
"My neighbor's burglar alarm goes off so often that people just ignore it. On the upside, their new plasma TV looks great in my living room."
"Just yelled ""out of my way monsters!"" at a flock of seagulls, so I'm done interacting socially for the day"
"Boss: Hey, you feel like working overtime? *Leaps into garbage compactor*"
"2 interesting facts about me * 1) My dick is not as big as a footlong at Subway * 2) I'm no longer allowed in Subway"
"The human body is 90% water, so we're basically just cucumbers with anxiety."
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"Why do Java programmers wear glasses? Because they can't C#"