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Joke of the Day

"""THE WORLD REVOLVES AROUND ME"" - KANYE ""THE WORLD REVOLVES AROUND WEED"" - WIZ ""THE WORLD DOESN'T REVOLVE AT ALL"" -B.O.B."

"What do you call a slutty midget? A tator thot."

"Joseph Smith sold so many copies of the Book of Mormon That they made him a prophet."

"What do you call gay sound waves? Faghertz"

"[at the hunting store] Me: where's the camo gear? Clerk [winks]: exactly"

"Karate Kid (1984, PG): An old Asian man tricks a bullied teenager into doing household chores for him. [126 minutes]"

"""That's one small step for man. That's one open fridge for man. That's one good sandwich for-"" ""Neil! Stop."" ""I WALKED ON THE MOON, JANET"""

"What did O say to Q? ""Pull your pants up will ya?"""

"How do you know princess diana had dandruff? Because her head and shoulders were on the dashboard."

"I won $3 million on the lottery this weekend so I decided to donate a quarter of it to charity. Now I have $2,999,999.75."