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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a dick and a joke? You can't take a joke ( )"
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"Girl, are you my brake pads and rotors? Because I'd like to grind on you until you groan loudly and I have to replace you."
"What political party does Donald Trump belong to? The Whig Party"
"What did the maths homework website say to the geometry website? Boy do we have problems."
"Mexicans won't get this Rights."
"What kind of transportation does the Pope take? Mass transit."
"I saw a bumper sticker the other day that said ""Work hard, Pray hard"".... I couldn't tell if there were Christians or Asians."
"Why did the Korean restaurant have a lesbian appreciation day? Because they know they love to eat pussy!"
"Why are black people so good at sports? Hard work and dedication."
"That moment when the woman you're dancing behind bends over so you can grind it, then you realize she just lost an earring... and that no one else in Starbucks can hear your iPod."