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Joke of the Day

"There is a fine line between the numerator and the denominator Only a fraction of people will get this."

"Why is leather armor the best for sneaking? Because it's made of hide"

"Egyptians are quite good at recognizing conmen. They're not falling for that pyramid scheme business again."

"I played a game of poker with a leper. He threw his hand in."

"*Guy is rushed in on a stretcher* DR: what happened EMT: we found him passed out & seizing during a shrek marathon DR: WE'VE GOT AN OGREDOSE"

"My 8 yr old just asked me how the first microchip was built at the exact time I was wondering what other animals got sweaty armpits."

"Why did Donald Trump win the Republican nomination? Don Rickles is dead."

"After the poor quality of the front page lately This new algorithm better be so good I can read about news before it happens"

"What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk."

"My wife bought a new plant for for the house. I didn't like it at first... ...but it's starting to grow on me."