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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk."
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"What is long, hard and full of semen A submarine"
"My favorite ""yo momma"" joke from the 2000s Yo momma so fat she takes up TWO Myspaces. And her top 8 are all sandwiches."
"I was in a relationship with a chimera, but it got weird. She wouldn't stop calling me ""daddy""."
"So I just asked my SO's mother the agenda for tomorrow's festivities... And my girlfriend interrupted with ""Well I'll be female""."
"What do you call a smart pig? Swinestein."
"[Xmas morning] wife: Honey, is this a dolphin? We agreed no dolphins. ""dolphin-shaped gift flopping wildly under tree* me: JUST OPEN IT"
"Willpower? Sure. It's in the garage with my unicorn."
"[puts baby in highchair] Ohhh HIGH chair, I get it. That explains why all you do is eat, sleep & drool you stupid little stoner."
"The Greatest Detective Stories Ever Told by Watts E. Dunn"