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Joke of the Day

"Why is leather armor the best for sneaking? Because it's made of hide"

"Two pigs robbed a bank. Why were they caught so quickly? They squealed on each other."

"(McDonald's bathroom) *pulls away from kissing* You're better than my mirror at home"

"There are 10 types of people in the world... Those that understand binary, and those that don't."

"What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist fuck."

"German boy Why did the German boy go to Summer camp? I don't know he did notsay!"

"""Excuse me, waiter? Can I get a doggy bag"" ""Sorry ma'am, we only have Doge bags."" Much leftovers So pasta Very taking home Wow reheat at 350"

"Grammar Nazi vs. Hitler Soldier:""Sir, we are mining too many useless ores."" Hitler:""So mine less!"" [Grammar Nazi busts in] ""MINE FEWER"" [Hitler looks up] ""Yes?"""

"Barista asks a customer if they would like their coffee black Customer replies ""what other colors do you have?"""

"So anyway, one of my favorite pastimes is not drowning."