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Joke of the Day

"I played a game of poker with a leper. He threw his hand in."

"As an American of Chinese decent, I offered my services to help Trump to build his wall. He replied that he didn't think it would be a good idea for me to build the barrier in my own internment camp."

"I have a joke about Ebola You probably won't get it"

"Did you hear about the mathematician who hated negative numbers? He would always stop at nothing to avoid them."

"I still remember that moment I said I love you too, coz that's the exact moment my life got fucked up!"

"Why can't Boy Scouts be MLG? Because they're campers."

"Operator: ""9-1-1 please hold..."" Me: ""Ok. Hey, stop stabbing me for a second."" Murderer: ""K."""

"Where does the Easter Bunny lay his eggs?! In the grass.. So WHAT DO WE SMOKE TO CELEBRATE?! [all the children] Grass?? Yessssss."

"I shot two camera lenses out of two cannons into each other at high speed... ...I wanted to make a kaleidoscope"

"What did Gandhi fight for? Nothing, he was against violence."