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Joke of the Day

"Hate to be nosey, people in the hallway, but you're too effing loud and yes, that mole should be looked at."

"What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper"

"Chuck Norris can win a game of chess in only one move...... a roundhouse kick to the face."

"These days people treat their cellphones like its a baby... ..except I never laugh when I drop my cellphone"

"My grandparents were fighting over a hamburger it was aged beef."

"There's a special place in Hell for those women who say ""Awwww"" after everything they hear."

"What's a feminist's least favourite bread? Gender rolls"

"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? TEN-tickles TEN-tickles! I find it funny how most people say eight."

"What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil? I've never had a lentil all over my chest."

"A guy I know got hit in the head with a can of soda He was lucky it was a soft drink"