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Joke of the Day

"Egyptians are quite good at recognizing conmen. They're not falling for that pyramid scheme business again."

"What is Bill and Ted's favorite book of the bible? Duderonomy! They also like Leviticus."

"What does a gay horse eat? Haaaaay!"

"Before Wallmart existed you had to buy a ticket to see the circus."

"When life gives you lemons... Just be glad it's not AIDS"

"This is a dark one! A black baby, pickle and a blender. what do you get? A Nickle!"

"Nissan trucks. What, are you expecting there to be a punch line?"

"If you eat Skittles while drinking NyQuil, you can taste the rainbows on Pluto."

"Wearing crocs is like getting a blowjob from a guy... Feels good until you look down and realize you're gay."

"What task was assigned to the last electron to join the military? Survalence"