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Joke of the Day

"Egyptians are quite good at recognizing conmen. They're not falling for that pyramid scheme business again."

"Why did the can-crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing."

"Wives are like grenades... Remove the ring and boom, house is gone!"

"Why can't a chicken coop have more than two doors? Because if it had four, it would be a chicken sedan."

"Buddha is not a god But he sure looks like he ate one"

"""Omg, what a cute baby. He's adorable. Makes me want...oh never mind he's crying now bye"""

"My cat was looking for a place to sleep today, all she kneaded was my lap."

"I've created a new strain of marijuana called halal haze.. . It's so strong... It'll get you stoned to death."

"Pretty rude of you to have a crush on someone else when I've done absolutely nothing to show I'm attracted to you."

"How are electric outlets punished? They're grounded."