567

Joke of the Day

"I saw a sausage fly by my window I must be going insane it was actually a bird. I think I've taken a Tern for the Wurst"

"I don't understand why Taylor Swift has removed all of her music from streaming services You can stream Taylor Swift anytime you want just by turning on the radio"

"How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Not sure, first they have to figure out which way to spin it."

"I don't think my Mom knows much about children. Why do you say that? Because she always puts me to bed when I'm wide awake and gets me up when I'm sleepy!"

"Why is OP's dog never satisfied? They don't do liver"

"Always wear clean underwear, In case you are abducted by aliens"

"Where is the best place to buy computer software? Washington C.D"

"Tiger Woods says he's been ""blown away"" by the reception from fans. Sometimes the setup doesn't need a punchline."

"Just ate a bag of jelly beans. Did you know if you eat a pineapple, a coconut, and a black one together, it tastes like pina colada asphalt?"

"Q: What's the difference between a jeweler and a jailer? A: One sells watches and the other watches cells."