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Joke of the Day

"I don't think my Mom knows much about children. Why do you say that? Because she always puts me to bed when I'm wide awake and gets me up when I'm sleepy!"

"Knock knock. Who's there? Doorbell technician."

"Valentine's Day makes me realize how single I really am. But I'm still gonna sleep like a baby knowing I'm not getting cheated on."

"What does a chauvinistic doctor use as a general term for women with high cholesterol? A Broad Stroke..."

"So how does this work now? Does General McChrystal have to give up his Foursquare ""Mayor specials"" in Kandahar?"

"I was going to tell you a joke about homosexuals Butt fuck it."

"Why do crows fly upside down over Reservations? Cause even they know that indians get enough free shit!"

"So an Irish man walks out of a bar..."

"I have a long distance relationship with an anorexic girl. Lately I've been seeing less and less of her."

"Two wrongs don't make a right. And two half-wits don't make a wit."