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Joke of the Day

"How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Not sure, first they have to figure out which way to spin it."

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"Why People Get Married"
"""Mom, I'm sorry I'm not a doctor."" -Me ""It's okay if you're not a doctor, or anything else."" -Mom So true, much wow, no shock."
"i feel like this year's fibonacci conference will be as big as the last two combined!"
"Why do women close their eyes during sex? Because they can't stand to see a man happy."
"Q: How do you fix a broken chimp? A: With a monkeywrench."
"My girlfriend told me to give her 9 inches and make it hurt. [NSFW] So I fucked her 3 times and punched her in the nose"
"A man walks into a bar with some tarmac under his arm... And said: ""one for me and one for the road"""
"Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."
"Why can Kylie Jenner see right through Caitlin? She's trans-parent."