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Joke of the Day

"Where is the best place to buy computer software? Washington C.D"

"What have Margret Thatcher and Jimmy Saville got in common?(NSFW) They both fucked miners(minors) in the 1980s"

"A man carrying a tombstone walked up to a skeleton taking a break from his casket. He asked the skeleton, ""Is it okay if I leave this tombstone here?"" The skeleton replied, ""Yes, over my dead body."""

"Mexican jokes aren't funny There's a border between humor and racism."

"why did the native family starve? Somebody hid the welfare cheque in a work boot."

"Adorable idea. Colleagues have been writing names on their food in the office fridge. I am currently eating a yoghurt called Debbie"

"I'm so proud of my African pen pal. He told me he hasn't had a drink in days. That's the spirit! Keep it up pal."

"Never doubt a Woman with an extensive vocabulary."

"What has 100 legs but can't walk? 50 pairs of pants."

"Q: Whats the difference between purple and pink? A: The grip."