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Joke of the Day

"I don't understand why Taylor Swift has removed all of her music from streaming services You can stream Taylor Swift anytime you want just by turning on the radio"

"what's a political campaign we can all get behind? gay rights"

"Nice being home from work so I can finally continue sitting only now it's in a slightly more comfortable environment."

"What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer"

"I like my slave like I like my frees Coffee."

"Why didn't Johnny go to the 7 A.M. funeral? Because he just isn't a mourning person."

"[Office] *Dolphin accidentally dials fax number Fax:EEphkEekakischchEEek Dolphin:Well, I don't normally do this. But yes I'm free tonight"

"[1st day as a paramedic] me: can you point to where it hurts cyclist: [points at his severed leg at the other side of the road]"

"Why did the police chief hate going into the basement? Because it was beneath his station. :P"

"What adjective do you use to describe a bad pun? Pungent"