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Joke of the Day

"How many /r/jokes reditorz does it take to change a light bulb? 21, the first 20 will just repost an old one."

"I'm not saying I've let my house get filthy, but this is the second time I've caught my new Roomba trying to mail itself back to the factory"

"Why did the little tugboat do what all of the other tugboats told him to do? Pier pressure"

"How do you tell the difference between a computer scientist and an aspiring music artist? Ask them what 'unsigned' means."

"Meta Knight walks into a restaurant... There is no counter."

"My friend recently bought a home near me at a local skimming pond It's only a stones throw away."

"I have never managed to find a happy medium All the one's I've ever met have a haunted look to them."

"Nobody works harder than a drunk person trying to carefully whisper a secret."

"What do all the Smiths in the telephone book have in common? They all have telephones..."

"hey pregnant lady slowly crossing the street on a green light it's a baby not a forcefield"