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Joke of the Day
"hey pregnant lady slowly crossing the street on a green light it's a baby not a forcefield"
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"Did you hear about the overly-eager bread dough? In the morning he was always the first one to rise. He didn't want to be a loaf."
"What do you call a rifle that has been fired recently? A shotgun"
"My friend is concerned about his online dating luck... I told him not to worry -- There are plenty of fish in the net!"
"I hate girls that complain about being single every 3 minutes. 90% of my socks are single & you don't see them crying about it."
"Isn't it weird how when a cop drives by you feel paranoid instead of protected."
"I fucked a girl with one leg last night Probably should have used my cock http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/2j7aff/z/cl9844o"
"Do you know; what is the best thing to put on a delicious cake? Your MOUTH!"
"Your momma's so fat....she tried to upload a selfie to the Internet and got an error ""Not Enough Storage Space"""
"why are most reddit posts medium rare? because they certainly aren't rare, and are definitely not well done."