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Joke of the Day

"Steven Tyler is aging pretty gracefully for a claymation skeleton who fell into a pile of feathers."

"My dad just asked me if Nicki Minaj is claymation. Didn't have an answer."

"Thor isn't able to stay in hiding long He's not a very loki guy (yeah, still a bit iffy on the wording)"

"Name a country that doesn't have a letter ""A"". JEPEN LOL"

"If you love something, set it free... Except if 'It' is a man. Because he'll get lost, and won't ask for directions."

"To all those who received a book from me as a Christmas present... They are due back at the library today."

"I have a great ebola joke! You probably won't get it"

"My wife said she was leaving me because I'm too kinky I almost choked on her piss when I heard it."

"What do you call a black man flying an airplane? The pilot you racist assholes."

"How many students does it take to change a light bulb? None. Light bulb changing isn't in the course notes."