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Joke of the Day
"Nobody works harder than a drunk person trying to carefully whisper a secret."
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"I hate it when people want to argue over the use and meaning of words. For example, I like to think of myself as a ""ladies man."" But the jury preferred the term ""rapist."""
"What does it sound like when a Pterodactyl urinates? There is no sound... The P is silent."
"If you loiter in a Tibetan spiritual leaders sandwich shop every day, then... ... you dilly dally in the Dalai's deli daily."
"What happened to the Native American who drank too much tea? He died in his teepee"
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"Where is the most ironic place to get a girl pregnant? Abortion clinic."
"Q: What do flies wear on their feet? A: Shoos."