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Joke of the Day

"How do you tell the difference between a computer scientist and an aspiring music artist? Ask them what 'unsigned' means."

"Did you hear about the community pool they built in the bronx? There were no survivors."

"What's the best thing about Sweden? I can't pick, but their flag is a huge plus."

"What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Finding half a worm in it. And what's worse than that? The holocaust"

"What is the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair!"

"Team work is important, it helps to put the blame on someone else."

"Why does a chicken coop always have two doors? Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan."

"Does saying ""No Nigerian scammers"" in your ad really deter Nigerian scammers from scamming you Nigeriously?"

"I wish IKEA was more like Lego.. on the back of the box it would show you 4 other things you could make from the same materials."

"Have you ever heard of the s-shaped well? It's pretty swell. And I would tell you about the d-shaped well, but I'd rather not dwell on it."