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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef!"
Next Joke
"Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a deck of cards Just sit down and I'll deal with you later"
"Why can't a prostitute count to 70? Because 69's a mouthful."
"As I've gotten older, every time I look in the mirror I see my dad more and more. I guess its time to move out, its starting to get weird."
"Guys: never wear a Saran Wrap skirt to a job interview... They will clearly see your nuts."
"Ended a relationship today. Don't worry, it wasn't mine."
"Deeper deeper if we're having sex don't tell me ""deeper deeper"". if I could go deeper I would. you don't see me saying ""tighter""."
"So glad the new phone book arrived, because I hate texting the wrong number from the rotary phone in my Ford Model T."
"*crawls seductively across bed* *elbow gives out*"
"You know why the Germans lost WWII? Because storm troopers always miss."