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Joke of the Day

"Relationship between men and women is psychological. She is psycho and he is logical."

"Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird."

"This redditor is so N00b... He pondered for several hours as to why people in his comments thread kept calling his submission ""Overpowered"""

"Whats the medicine for people who are addicted to anal sex Trynoassatall"

"How can you tell the Indians were here in America first? They had reservations."

"The secret to making a good egg is the way you ap-poach it. *a man in the audience has a stroke and dies from being so angry at this joke*"

"I threw some pills at my doctor I thought it would be a good idea to give him a taste of his own medicine"

"Malaysian food is the best! Because it goes down easily"

"I think all crime scenes should be photographed on Instagram."

"My friend had asked me for tips that may help his erectile dysfunction Apparently, a hotter wife wasn't a good answer."