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Joke of the Day
"I'm about as excited for hilary to be president, as Bill is when he sees her naked."
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"The real reason Jesus died on the cross He forgot the safeword."
"COP: Know why I stopped you? MAN IN A RESTAURANT EATING FRIED CHICKEN: Huh? COP: You're using a knife and fork. Step away from the chicken"
"I'm sorry I said the Nazis were also a party when you invited me to celebrate your kid's first birthday."
"What do Tits & Model Trains have in common? Tits & Model Trains were both intended for children, but are played with by grown men."
"What did Santa Clause give all the naughty boys and girls for Christmas this year? He made them Batman."
"How do you know when a bass player and drummer are at your front door? The knocking is out of time and they don't know when to come in."
"What did Batman say to Robin before they hop on the Batmobile? ""To the Batmobile!"""
"I rate the pyramids 9/11 Because the jews did it."
"My son is a man trapped in a woman's body he'll be born in February"