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Joke of the Day

"Your Google search history is the real you."

"Jewish jokes. 1: How do you pick up a Jewish girl? - A dustpan 2: How do you get a Jewish girl's number? - Roll up her sleeve."

"I once farted in an elevator it was wrong on so many levels."

"So earlier I held the door for an Asian guy... He said ""Sank you"" ...so I punched him. I couldn't believe he brought up Pearl Harbor like that."

"There once was a man from Dupree, Whose limericks ended on line three. I don't know why,"

"Imagine a spider. Scary, right? Wrong. This spider is imaginary. Really makes you think"

"What's the similarity between a spanish prison and Leonardo DiCaprio? Now, both have an oscar."

"Do you know what number does the German Scrum-Half have on their back? Nein"

"That awkward moment when I give a guy a fake phone number and he tries to call it in front of me.. #OhShiiiit"

"Could you buy me something cheap for lunch, please? Sure thing, how about the gluten? It's free"