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Joke of the Day

"In answer to the question ""would you have sex with bill Clinton"" 87 percent of Americans responded No. Not again"

"Apparently. white is the new black... Just ask the Spokane NAACP"

"how do you confuse a masterbator? 32"

"Trump for President 2016 Right, guys?"

"What did the guy Zebra say to the girl Zebra? Take ze bra off."

"Cannibal kid... ...is walking home, chanting: ""I'm hungry, hungry, hungry!"" Half an hour later, he leaves the house, chanting: ""I'm an orphan, an orphan, an orphan!"""

"I workout religiously About once or twice around the holidays"

"Did you hear about the man who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink."

"One Hundred Metres to the Bus Stop by Willy Makit illustrated by Betty Wont"

"Whats long, brown and sticky? A stick."