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Joke of the Day

"How many Jewish mothers does it take to change a light-bulb? None. Don't worry about me, I'll just sit here in the dark."

"Police chase I was racing towards a cliff with police sirens ringing in my ears when I noticed my mirror was broken and I realized there was no looking back now"

"My friends tell me I'm condescending Condescending is when you talk down to people"

"1 out of 10 dentists doesn't care what you brush with, he just wants to fondle you while you're gassed."

"How does Optimus Prime stay young looking? Autobotulism"

"Did you hear about the man who won a lifetime supply of Marijuana Lotion. He hit the jackpot."

"My car and I have one thing in common... ...we're both broke as hell."

"People who use a vacation day the day after Christmas to have relatives over clearly don't understand the meaning of the word vacation."

"woman on a date drops curry on her lap.... ""Oh no! Madras!"""

"What's the difference between Finebros and Humiliation pornstars? Humiliation pornstars get the money they want."