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Joke of the Day

"How many Jewish mothers does it take to change a light-bulb? None. Don't worry about me, I'll just sit here in the dark."

"How does the Pope get around New York City? Mass Transit!"

"First time having sex was like my first time riding a bike My dad was holding me from behind."

"I don't know why I just bought some coconut shampoo.... ...I don't even have any coconuts"

"A horse walks into a bar .. .. as Miranda and Samantha were already waiting, Charlotte was running late."

"Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer? A: The joystick is wet."

"I once threw a fish off of the roof of my house. I guess you could say the bass dropped."

"Yo mama so fat.. She fell in love and broke it"

"How did the barber win the race? He knew a short cut."

"i'll never forget what my Grandad said to me just before he kicked the bucket ""Grandson... how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"""