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Joke of the Day
"Roses are Red, Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic, so am I"
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"I thought I would enjoy a baby shower... ...but who wants to be covered in red spaghetti? Plus the little holes in the showerhead seem to clog a lot."
"Someone rang my doorbell twice this morning, so I guess I'm having lunch behind the couch."
"My daughters weren't paying attention to me, so I told them Taylor Swift died."
"Why did the chicken cross the road... Because he wanted to say hello from the other side"
"CHEF CLOWN Q: How do you know if a chef is a clown? A: The food tastes funny."
"Witty Vachan on Twitter, This is hilarious https://twitter.com/WittyVachan/status/636626830607282176"
"Where do astronauts leave their spaceships? At parking meteors."
"A Priest and a Rabbi observe a 10-year old boy walking down the street. Priest: Wanna fuck him? Rabbi: Out of what?"
"One time I got stuck holding a Starbucks door open from 2005-2007."