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Joke of the Day
"My daughters weren't paying attention to me, so I told them Taylor Swift died."
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"How do you tell if someone is vegan or not? Don't worry, they'll fucking tell you."
"At which place do mostly all men and women have curly hair? Namibia... but i like the way you think ( )"
"Evil Queen: mirror- Hand Mirror: what Evil Queen: mirror- Hand Mirror: WHAT Evil Queen: on the wall Hand Mirror: oh shit sorry"
"My local radio station is asking people to send in funny photographs taken when you were pissed. So I've sent in my wedding album."
"Yesterday I saw a squirrel swimming... it was really cool. I have never seen that before."
"Why did the movie critic give the movie he received on a burned disc a 3.14/5? Because it was pi-rated."
"Why did the Islamic woman die when she fell into the ocean? She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so."
"At any time, the temptation to sing ""The Lion Sleeps Tonight"" is just a whim away....... A whim away."
"What do you feed a feminist at a cookout? Trick question. Nobody invites feminists to a cookout."