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Joke of the Day

"Witty Vachan on Twitter, This is hilarious https://twitter.com/WittyVachan/status/636626830607282176"

"If I were Zorro, I'd hand out business cards with a Z on them. That way I wouldn't have to take my sword everywhere."

"Why is the lineup at the electronic store never straight? BenQ"

"40 days after Christmas Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her for Christmas and it's still printing."

"Enhanced interrogation idea: If waterboarding isn't working, try having my mother brush their hair."

"Do you have a hole in your sock? Then how the hell did you get your foot in it?"

"2017 ""Did you just assume my species?"""

"I think Chris Brown should be a storm trooper in the next Star Wars. Maybe he can actually hit somebody."

"Is that gluten free? You mean Kosher for Passover, right?"

"What did the leper say to the hooker? Keep the tip."