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Joke of the Day
"Where do astronauts leave their spaceships? At parking meteors."
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"No no, I'm not going to pay for these hot wings, I discovered them and you JUST GOT COLUMBUSED"
"So I was walking down the street, when suddenly it hit me... I guess I was too deep in thought to notice that bus coming."
"What's the best part about being cremated? Finally achieving a smokin' hot body."
"As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices - take it or leave it."
"Once I had a machine that made counterfeit pennies. I regret it now, but it made a lot of cents at the time."
"Show me a prostitute that is happy being paid in information about past events... ...and I'll show you a whore that'll go down in history."
"Here's a FedEx joke. Actually, you'll get it tomorrow."
"what part of the alphabet is the wettest? H to O"
"Who is a Sea Lion's favorite composer? ""Orff Orff Orff Orff!"""