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Joke of the Day

"I thought I would enjoy a baby shower... ...but who wants to be covered in red spaghetti? Plus the little holes in the showerhead seem to clog a lot."

"Did you hear about the prank these guys pulled on Hitler? When Hitler found out, he was fuhrer-ious."

"Knock Knock! Who's there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? Dwayne the pool please, I'm dwaoning!"

"I don't think so unnamed henchman shooting at the main character."

"How do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? Velrow"

"I've been working on my best ice cream creation ever but it got infected. It's my Magnum O'pus."

"I saw a viral video today. It taught me a lot about STDs."

"What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An unoriginal joke"

"I like my women like I like my friends Exploitable"

"Used to be I got stoned a lot, people called me a stoner. But now I'm older and my kid brother wants to get baked all the time. So what do I call him?"