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Joke of the Day
"CHEF CLOWN Q: How do you know if a chef is a clown? A: The food tastes funny."
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"What do you call an alligator that wins a race? A chompion. (7-year old me thought he was very clever.)"
"[thoughts of person talking to me]: He's furrowing his brow, he must really be listening! [my brain]: How do cows make cheese"
"Knock-Knock!"
"I'll admit that the Chinese kids in math class are pretty smart... But doing it with their eyes closed... that's a bit cocky."
"I mustache you a question... but I'll shave it for later"
"I think the main issue with 'The Hunger Games' is that while her life is at stake, boy problems are still presented as legitimate threats."
"[cashier training, day 1] ""Be sure to comment on everything a customer buys. They love that."""
"What did the one banana say to the other banana who had his feelings hurt? I know that peel."
"Q: What is dumber than the Blonde jokes above? A: Me for wasting hours editing and typing these damn things."