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Joke of the Day

"[airport security] *BEEP* Ma'am, step through again *BEEP* Nice try pal, I'm not removing my Slayer shirt Ma'am, please it's too much metal"

"I read the terms and conditions."

"The Mexican magician The Mexican Magician tells the audience she will disappear on the count of three. He says ""uno...dos...*poof*"" he disappeared without a tres."

"What's Gordon Ramsay's least favorite movie? IT'S FROOOOOOOZZZZEEEN"

"NSFW What's white, and bobs up and down in a cradle? A pedophiles ass."

"Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because Jewish women won't touch anything unless it's 10% off"

"What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Dam"

"My girlfriend broke up with me She thinks that I'm childish. So, I calmed down. Took a deep breath. Went to her house. Rang the doorbell and then ran away."

"DNA doesn't make you a parent. Stepping on a lego guy on your way to the bathroom at 3 am does"

"My English teacher corrected my Grammer. One day during the lecture our English teacher told us things are not ""hard"", infact they are ""difficult"". She gave me the most difficult boner that day."