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Joke of the Day
"Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because Jewish women won't touch anything unless it's 10% off"
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"Why did u eat it??? A lady was pregnant. Her son asked her ""Mom, What's in u'r tummy?"" Mom answered ""Its a sweet, lovely baby."" Son says, ""If the baby is so sweet and lovely then WHY DID U EAT IT???"""
"I need to give my cat an abortion But every time I throw her down the stairs she just lands on her feet."
"The early bird might get the worm, but The second mouse *always* gets the cheese"
"I don't think drinking Vodka is the solution to all of my problems... But it's worth a shot."
"Ego and Super Ego walk into a bar. Bartender says, ""I'm going to need to see some Id."""
"I hide photos on my computer of me petting animals at the zoo in a file named FIREWORKS AND VACUUMS so my dog won't find them."
"I love to view /r/gonewild albums in reverse and watch lonely women regain their dignity."
"What did the fruit say to the vegetable, at dinner? Lettuce Pray"
"What is the difference between a Muslim boy and Tim Cook? One doesn't get arrested to make shitty watches."