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"What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Dam"
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"While texting a girl she told me ""I'm board"" so I stopped seeing her. I wasn't offended. I just don't date wood. Or people who can't spell."
"Whats the difference between a terrorist camp and a high school? I don't know, I just fly drones."
"I just found that there's such a thing as a cheese shop and now I'm changing my vacation plans."
"Whats the best way to eat a vegetable Go for the wheelchair first"
"Why wife accused em of being a transvestite... So I packed her things and left."
"What do you call a guy going down on a girl with a smile on his face? A Gladiator"
"Have you heard the one about the single lady and the hitman? probably not, the punchline is a dead miss."
"Raw eggs are great for a fitness diet. If you don't like the taste, just add sugar, flour, cocoa and baking powder and bake for 30 minutes."
"Them: Hi. I'm happy to meet you. Me: Hi. I'm awkward and already trying to find a way out of this conversation."