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Joke of the Day

"NSFW What's white, and bobs up and down in a cradle? A pedophiles ass."

"Why don't they have a Phone Directory in China? Because there are so many ""Wings"" and ""Wongs"" they'd still wing the wong number."

"What does a mexican magician make for breakfast? Toast-tah-dahs!"

"What do you call a redneck orgy? A family reunion."

"A joke my religion teacher told to our class Roses are red, Violets are blue-ish, If it wasn't for Jesus, We all would be Jewish!"

"Why don't deaf guys eat pusseh? They never heard of it."

"I was worried that Tim Kaine was too boring and then I remembered entertainment is what got us into this mess."

"My credit card was stolen today I don't think I'm gonna do anything about it. So far he's spending way less than my wife does."

"Whenever I get a ""Final Notice"" letter from a bill collector, I assume this concludes our business transaction."

"Whats the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer and the other one is a watermelon"