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Joke of the Day
"My mother retired and moved into a CVS."
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"A kid asks, ""Mommy, how come I'm black and you're white?"" The mom replies, ""Listen, the way I remember that party you're lucky you don't bark."""
"My girlfriend called me a pedophile yesterday... ...so I said, ""That's a big word for a seven-year-old"""
"If at first you don't succeed Then skydiving isn't for you."
"My sons consider ""it's bedtime"" my first offer in the negotiation process"
"What do you call a vampire whose car breaks down 3 miles from a blood bank? A cab."
"""WHAT DO WE WANT?"" ""A BETTER STRUCTURE FOR MEASUREMENT OF TIME THAT ISN'T AN ILLUSION CREATED BY MAN"" ""WHEN DO WE WANT IT?"" ... ""shit"""
"What do Grateful Dead fans say when they run out if weed? Who's playing this Shit?"
"Here's a joke for all you psychics out there..."
"Have you heard about the new aftershave that drives women crazy? No! Tell me about it. It smells of $50 dollar bills."