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Joke of the Day
"If at first you don't succeed Then skydiving isn't for you."
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"What does a necrophiliac and an alcoholic have in common? They both like to crack open a cold one."
"A white supremacist, racist, and antisemite walk into a bar Oh wait, that's the White House"
"As an organ donor I wonder if there's some box I can check that might prevent my organs from keeping Dick Cheney alive?"
"A preschooler refused to sleep during naptime... He was charged with resisting a rest"
"Growing up couldn't wait to have a room of my own and do whatever I liked. So why did I end up doing the exact opposite by getting married?"
"Are there any medium rappers? They're always big or lil"
"I hate niggers"
"Swords just aren't naturally ""wooooshy"" enough for me, that's why I add the noise. That's why I add the noise, Janet."
"I rarely watch Fox news because every time I do I feel like I'm sitting in on a very unpleasant condo board meeting"