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Joke of the Day
"What do Grateful Dead fans say when they run out if weed? Who's playing this Shit?"
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"What do you say to a person at a funeral held at 10 A.M.? Good mourning."
"""We have literally a zillion binders full of selfies."" - Top Secret NSA Memo"
"Q: What goes clop, clop, clop - BANG! BANG! BANG! - clop, clop, clop? A: An Amish drive-by shooting."
"What did the great Ape shout to the pilots who tried to shoot him off the skyscraper? Listen hotshots don't monkey around with me!"
"BREAKING NEWS: Ethiopian falls into crocodile pond 17 crocodiles confirmed dead so far, with Ethiopian still actively feeding."
"The GF goes away for 10 days, *shits going to get wild * sleeps in middle of bed"
"What did fish say when she hit the wall ? Dam(n) !!!"
"[pinned down by sniper fire] Squad leader: I'm going in. Hughes, lay down some cover for me Me [putting a blanket on the floor]: you betcha"
"Where did the drug addict keep his food and dishes? The potry"