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Joke of the Day

"A kid asks, ""Mommy, how come I'm black and you're white?"" The mom replies, ""Listen, the way I remember that party you're lucky you don't bark."""

"Hey ladies, if you don't want me staring at your tattoos, maybe you should lock your front door before showering."

"what did the pirate do after his parrot bit off his genitals? He got a woodpecker."

"Zootopia It'll either make your kid more tolerant or turn them into a furry."

"What's the worst thing about challenging an unjust law? Failing to get away."

"What has four legs, and if it fell out of a tree it'd kill you? A pool table"

"What's the best thing about twenty nine year olds? There's 20 of them"

"What happens when you insult Terrance on the Oregon Trail? You died of dysentery. Sorry."

"Why did the boy drop his icecream? He was hit by a truck."

"Bought sneakers from my drug dealer Idk what he laced them with, but I been trippin for hours"