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Joke of the Day
"My sons consider ""it's bedtime"" my first offer in the negotiation process"
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"My password is ""weak?"" Well your password recovery security question is soft as shit. The city I was born in? Ask me why my mom left my dad."
"Fellas, If her pelvis doesn't touch yours when you embrace, she doesn't find you attractive."
"What did the Korean family call their dog? Stu"
"Why is yoda a bad navigator? ""are we going the right way?"" Yoda: ""Off course, we are"""
"What it all boils down to is evaporation."
"Cup of coffee Patient: Doctor help me please, every time I drink a cup of coffee I get this intense stinging in my eye. Doctor: I suggest you remove the spoon before drinking"
"My friend is concerned about his online dating luck... I told him not to worry -- There are plenty of fish in the net!"
"What two friends belonging to two different alien species call each other? Brothers from Another Mothership."
"Life is like a game of bridge If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand"