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Joke of the Day

"Have you heard about the new aftershave that drives women crazy? No! Tell me about it. It smells of $50 dollar bills."

"What idiot called it ""leaving right after sex"" and not ""nuts and bolts""?"

"What did the Elk say after leaving a gay bar? I cannot believe I just blew 50 bucks back there!"

"What's better than eating a mandarin? Eating Amanda out!"

"DATING TIP: IF YOU EAT A MAGNET AND SLIP ANOTHER MAGNET INTO YOUR DATE'S DINNER SHE'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO LEAVE YOU"

"Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it was stuck in a crack."

"""I don't watch tv"" proudly says a person who spend 8 hours a day on the internet."

"I'm acutely dyslexic and often forget my route home. AMA! Sorry, wrong bus!"

"Look, I'm not running a charity here, and if I was I'd be too busy embezzling money to help people."

"Two monitors are at a new years party... One says ""So, what's your new years resolution?"" The other replies ""1080p""."