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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bernie ! Bernie who ? Bernie bridges !"
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"Why are dead baby jokes so funny? They never grow old."
"Millionaire Interview Interviewer : Sir, who helped you on becoming a Millionaire? Millionaire : My wife........ I was a billionaire before."
"i told my cat i was gonna teach him to speak English ... he looked at me & said ""Me? how?"""
"Q: Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year? A: Reagan ate all the jellybeans."
"My wife faked an orgasm, so I faked a mortgage payment"
"What's the difference between an American and a British prostitute?... ...one pounds for work the other works for pounds"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Burglar ! Burglar who ? Burglars don't knock !"
"I like my women like i like my upvotes. Under 16 and being fucked with by people online."
"I keep my wine glasses on the top shelf to make sure I stretch daily."