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Joke of the Day

"My wife faked an orgasm, so I faked a mortgage payment"

"I tried to catch some fog this morning ... Mist."

"What's a questionable hole blocker? A butt plug (but why? you ask)"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Alexia ! Alexia who ? Alexia again to open this door !"

"Q: What side of the dog has the most fur? - A: The Outside."

"What did the baby skunk want to be when he grew up? A big stinker!"

"(NSFW) Guy walks into his house with a duck under his arm... He walks up to his wife and says, ""This is the pig I've been fucking!"" Wife: ""That's a duck."" Guy: ""I was talking to the duck!"""

"Imagine a drunk porcupine trying to sneak into bed without waking his porcupine wife but his porcupine wife put balloons everywhere."

"""Look man, I swear to you, as god as my witness..."" [God appears from behind dumpster] ""I ain't coverin for u anymore Larry, you owe me $30"""

"Faces YOU Make ON The Toilet lol (o_o) (>_<) (0_0) (^_^)"