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Joke of the Day

"I like my women like i like my upvotes. Under 16 and being fucked with by people online."

"I walk around like everything is fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off."

"Would headphones get tangled in space? no, they would knot"

"According to the BMI chart I am too short."

"Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. But why are you walking around giving men fish? That's weird, dude."

"TIL that Benjamin Franklin loved containers. It was frequently said that Ben was on a bin binge."

"How do you comfort a grammar Nazi? they're, their, there"

"Crazy but true: Over 80 percent of twins seperated at birth have the same exact birthday."

"TIL there's a subreddit dedicated to all the times an OP doesn't deliver Link in the comments"

"No one is born racist. Racism is taught. By other races."