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"I was going to tell a gay joke butt fuck it"
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"What can you find in both medieval English castles and American art museums? Norman Rock Wells."
"You can eat a huge bag of cashews right in front of a cop and he can't do shit about it because cashews aren't illegal."
"A midget dressed up as a circuit board on Halloween night died you could say he short-circuited"
"What do you call a computer that farts? A compooter. 8D"
"In titanic Jack could of lived..... But Rose just like taking more wood than she should"
"Many of my tumblr friends identify as otherkin. Be it wolfkin, eaglekin or yes even fantasykin. I myself identify as a jedi. So I'm forcekin."
"What is the meaning of life? All evidence to date suggests it's chocolate."
"THAT'S NOT FUNNY, THAT'S SICK! A clown and a little boy are walking through the woods. The boy says ""it sure is dark and scary here"". The clown says ""how do you think I feel? I'm coming back alone""."
"What's the difference between a Mexican and a notebook? A notebook has papers. -I'll see myself out now"