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Joke of the Day

"Many of my tumblr friends identify as otherkin. Be it wolfkin, eaglekin or yes even fantasykin. I myself identify as a jedi. So I'm forcekin."

"I took a Holocaust class in college. Instead of A's the professor gave out gold stars."

"I am both dyslexic and diabetic... So needless to say I fell in love with the idea of ""All You Can Eat Carb Legs""."

"What was Camelot ? A place where people parked their camels !"

"Damn apple just donated a bunch of ipads to kids in africa The only app on it was ''Where's my water''"

"What do soy beans and dildos have in common? They are both meat substitutes!"

"How much does a circumcision doctor make? Probably just a tip"

"Put a pill in wife's mouth while asleep ""WTF you doing?"" ""for your headache."" ""I don't have one!"" Just what I wanted to hear! *unzip flys"

"Why was the Robot angry at the engineer? Because he screwed his wife!"

"My bank is really proud of me. They keep calling to tell me I have an outstanding balance."