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Joke of the Day
"In titanic Jack could of lived..... But Rose just like taking more wood than she should"
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"Wear jeans every day and nobody cares. Wear a shirt twice in a row and you're suddenly homeless in the eyes of everyone."
"What's a wavelength's favorite animal? A lamb, duh!"
"What does a blonde woman is doing with her ear bonded to the wall ? Listening *house*."
"How do you make Holy water? Boil the hell out of it."
"Not to be a Scrooge, but if you play or even hum along with Christmas music before December 10, you should be sent to a concentration camp."
"When someone has coordinates in their bio, I feel the need to alert their local police, to counter all the psychos en route to murder them."
"[talking to mcdonalds cashier] which burger has the most acai berry vitamins and superfood antioxidants?"
"Italy in the 2014 FIFA world cup What's the difference between Italy and a tea bag? Ones in a cup"
"it is pretty silly joke... what is the similarity between cops and dick!!!! they can stand anywhere any time.."