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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a Mexican and a notebook? A notebook has papers. -I'll see myself out now"

"The American Education System"

"Facebook keeps asking me, ""What's on your mind?"", it's like dating someone with low self-esteem."

"We shouldn't be donating money to 'Doctors without Borders' We should donate borders instead"

"PIGS A woman is walking her dog, when suddenly a man walks up to her. Man: ""Where'd you get the pig""? Woman: ""How DARE you call my dog that!"" Man: ""I was talking to the dog!"""

"Why don't married men live as long as single men? They don't want to!"

"A snake slithers into a bar... The bartender says, ""I'm sorry but I can't serve you."" ""Why not?"" asks the snake. The bartender says, ""Because you can't hold your liquor."""

"Two antennas fell in love.. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love, and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent."

"Why are manhole covers round? Because manholes are round"

"How come arabs are not circumcised? So they have some place to keep their gum safe during a sand storm."